murderer:
(via text) im going to kill you
me:
(a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via meanplastic)

wattpadfic:

its so weird how ur gender supposedly dictates which shapes and textures of fuckening cloth u are permitted to drape over ur flesh prison

(via stretchedlobes)

eridanssecondhalf:

“youre a good drawer”

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(via heart)

quinctus:

Small innocent-seeming person that’s actually not pure at all

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(Source: togesaur, via meanplastic)

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